Bullet Raja
Director- Tigmanshu Dhulia
Aftors- Saif Ali Khan, Jimmy Shergil, Sonakshi Sinha, Raj Babbar, Gulshan Grover, Ravi Kishen and many more than this page can ever hold.
Dear Tigmanshu Dhulia
I am most upset that I was the reason you won the National award and you ditched me for Main bhi Dabang part87 Bullet Raja? How could you do this? *Unfriends on facebook* hmph!
Yours truly
Realistic Cinema
Paan Singh Tomar
And that pretty much sums up my review for Bullet Raja. If your heart still turns a 600 mpb at the mention of Chulbul-hum-ladiezz-ki-respect-karte-hain- Pandey, then you would love the film or else the pseudo intellectuals like us with unrealistic expectations of subtlety in films can sit in a corner and wallow.
But I can’t even blame Tigmanshu to make a shift from his Saheb Biwi Gangster or Paan Singh Tomar act to a rather over the top rambunctious Bullet Raja. The former was watched by exactly three people (Anupama Chopra, Rajeev Masand and Taran Adarsh, occupational hazard you see!). Despite critical acclaim and a national award the film maker was last seen borrowing money from his friends to pay his Vodafone bills. So the director decided, abbey subtlety-realisitic-cinema-ki-mom-ki-aankh, I will deliver what janta wants. So no matter what jokes I crack about Bullet Raja, the fact is that Tigmanshu Dhulia will read this review on his latest model of gold plated Swarovski studded I-phone.
The film was initially called tewar, attitude, which defines the Jai-Veeru characters of Saif-ample-cleavage-on-display-Khan and Jimmy-I-can’t-believe-I-started-with-Mohabattein-Shergill. It’s a buddy film and both the actors share a great camaraderie. Saif plays Raja Mishra, a sharp shooter, who shoots people down with his full Macho-bade aaram se attitude (there’s enough branding in the film you can’t miss). He becomes Jimmy’s (Rudra Tripathi’s) best buddy at a wedding and in some uncontrolled circumstances they both become political commandos (after all politicians also need security) and get entangled in a web of dirty politics and finally find themselves against the system.
The first 30 minutes of the film is slick as a sonnet and before I started mind-drafting an encomium for the film, slick turns into slack and leaves me all disappointed. The film has some decently etched characters, rooted deep in the rustic land of Uttar Pradesh, except there are just too many of them. There is a revenge story in every twenty minutes of the film and before you keep a track of one Mishra or a Tripathi, a brand new Srivastav or a Balram or a Shukla or a Yadav is mercilessly slapped on your face and your temples hurt keeping a track of the characters. Can you believe they introduce Vidyut-high-on-steroid-Jamwal and his super cop story when we are already two hours into the film?
Saif Ali Khan plays the UP ruffian with charm, slipping in and out of the bhaiya accent. Jimmy Shergill is a delight to watch. Raj Babbar, Gulshan Grover, Ravi Kishen, Chunkey Pandey (told you too many characters!!) have all played their parts well.
In a testosterone driven film, heroines have the hardest role to play. They have to look pretty, sing a couple of songs, play a scapegoat or a bait and deliver exactly two and a half- main-tumhara-intezaar-karungi- dialogues and Sonakshi Sinha has mastered such roles. She plays whippersnapper of a girl friend who falls in love with Raja babu within a day she meets him and lends her inamorato a shoulder (broader than Saif’s-Jimmy’s put together) to cry whenever required. I usually don’t indulge in physical jokes but I can’t resist this one. Sonakshi’s forehead has often been talked about. In Bullet Raja with Saif and Sonakshi’s forehead put together, there is enough scope and more for a new highway and at-least 3 more Salik gates.
The music of the film by Sajid Wajid is just average and inconsequential. The title song and Tamanche pe Disco are trippy though.
The film beautifully captures the real locations of Lucknow and the interiors of UP but tiringly shifts to Mumbai and Kolkata without much rhyme or reason.
Saif in an interview said he used real guns in the movie to give a real touch. Of course real guns are so important in a film where cars flare up in flames, people are shot like it’s going out of fashion and bullets are fired lavishly like in a video game. So much for real cinema in a three hour fake-fest! Wow. I am simply touched.
Had the film been two songs and an hour shorter, the bullet would have hit the bull’s eye. I will go with not more than 2 ½ stars!